The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap - Corporate Responsibility Pack (10x)
£108.00
In today’s fast-paced corporate landscape, maintaining a spotless reputation requires a scalable, enterprise-level solution.
The Corporate Responsibility Pack is designed for high-frequency users, from multinational conglomerates to family-owned enterprises, private equity firms, and venture-backed disruptors.
Whether you're navigating regulatory scrutiny, launching an ESG initiative, or simply future-proofing your brand, this multipack provides a seamless, organization-wide approach to sustainability signaling.
✅ Sustainability at Scale – A bulk solution for bulk concerns. The more you cleanse, the cleaner you seem.
✅ Cohesive Reputation Management – Ensures every department lathers up in unison for a consistent ESG narrative.
✅ Optimized for Thought Leadership – Position your organization at the forefront of the green conversation (no follow-through required).
✅ C-Suite Approved – Tested on executives facing scrutiny, loved by consultants drafting the next sustainability report.
."...and that's why many executives all over the world love the Cleanest Greenwashing Soap........because clean hands mean clean business." - Parasite Ventures
One-time purchase
£108.00
ESG Assurance Plan
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£106.92
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Quantity
Only 9 left in stock
Instructions for use
- Wet hands, ensuring visibility to onlookers.
- Lather generously, bask in the scent of sustainability.
- Apply generously to public image, absorbing the finest marketing practices.
- Rinse thoroughly, let the promises wash away.
- Repeat as often as needed to maintain appearances.
Display in a place where it can quietly stand as a testament to your sustainability commitments.
Avoid contact with accountability. If this occurs, discontinue use immediately.
For external use only—integrity™ not included.
Manifesto
Sustainability has been hijacked by marketing. Not as a solution, but as a story—it gives you permission to buy more.
Click here to read our full manifesto.
Product Information
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140g olive and coconut oil based bar of soap with a scent of verbena, produced using the triple-milled process. This traditional method removes air and excess water, creating a denser bar that lasts longer and produces a rich lather.
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The soap has been formulated and produced by artisanal soap maker Savonnerie des Collines in France.
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The packaging is made in London by DRUK, using litho printing on 300g recycled paper.
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All soaps are packed by two eager Parasites, wrapped in reused shipping material, and sent from our local post office in London for the UK or Paris for Europe.
Ingredients
Sodium Olivate, Sodium Cocoate, Aqua, Glycerin, Parfum, Sodium Chloride, CI77288, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate
Shipping
UK: Royal Mail 3-5 working days, Tracked 24H
France: Mondial Relay 3-5 working days, Tracked 24H
Rest of Europe: Mondial Relay 3-5 working days